When your home becomes a scene, and your town is great at giving D- wees in our 20 mph zone, you get a birds eye seat on Wednesday for Saturday…and watch. If Justin Timberlake had just come to me to have his cards read, I would have told him it’s haunted by a ghost who hates “The Bougie”, poisoning them with one, single martini. Lucky for Justin that he only got arrested! Some have run off the ROAD! I say stay away. That is why I am sitting here, at a safe distance , with a  prime time shot of the front door.

My Advice. Dress like it’s 1920. No flip flops or T shirts. Pay cash… keep the Platinum card at home, take care of the staff👻

Maybe next time…

💓 Farrah

The  American Hotel
Scene of the Martini Crime