Lonely Heart’s Club

The life of a Psychic Reader

It’s not all demons and spell casting

Let’s be honest folks, I have been called a lot of things, but heart healer is rarely one of them.

I deal with broken hearts and love lookers daily. I am saddened by the collective. Either they are searching, or they are clinging. They come to me as their last hope. I have a stockpile of tissues to absorb the tears of loneliness and loss. Some fear they will never find love, while others beg for me to tell them their long lost partner is coming back, even when they have left the country plus one.

Love is tough. I’m an 80s baby, so it is hard for me to understand the mating rituals these days. I don’t know what to say to a young woman who texted a person for 2 months that lives the next town. I just read the cards (no, no,no). It’s impossible. They have never met but it’s love. Regardless of the discardment for another 3 weeks before.

I will tell you this, from a non certified love healer. If you love someone tell them. It’s big, but if you don’t see a future with some, end it ASAP. For the love of the universe, do not ghost. Mentally, it is the cruelest game in the book. Be a human to other humans. Be honest. Don’t hold on to someone, while you wait for something better to come along….it is an emotional disaster of the highest order. You block, and people like me clean up the fallout.

Please treat people how you would like to be treated. Put down the phone, look at the person in the face, and give the people you have shared your dream and/or your body with the respect they deserve.

Another thing is Karma. If you are going around ghosting and making people feel unworthy, you can only go so far and it will bite you in the ass, but a word to the other side of the bitter pancake.

If you let people violate your boundaries, treat you badly, keep you in a love triangle or worse, you continue on the same path of accepting abuse as love, that Karma is on you.

So yes lonely hearts, I am open for business. I wish I could bring the ones looking and the ones losing together. It’s so ironic, that it is considered a total breach of confidence.

Shanti Shanti

Farrah

Le Cirque, Las Vegas

“The Second Time Around”

You can’t buy happiness, but you can go to Vegas and that’s kind of the same thing.”

We celebrated 25 years getting remarried by Elvis and had a lovely dinner for 14.  I’m not going to say how much because you cannot put a dollar on it….but yes, it was worth it!

Sag Harbor Spying

When your home becomes a scene, and your town is great at giving D- wees in our 20 mph zone, you get a birds eye seat on Wednesday for Saturday…and watch. If Justin Timberlake had just come to me to have his cards read, I would have told him it’s haunted by a ghost who hates “The Bougie”, poisoning them with one, single martini. Lucky for Justin that he only got arrested! Some have run off the ROAD! I say stay away. That is why I am sitting here, at a safe distance , with a  prime time shot of the front door.

My Advice. Dress like it’s 1920. No flip flops or T shirts. Pay cash… keep the Platinum card at home, take care of the staff👻

Maybe next time…

💓 Farrah

The  American Hotel
Scene of the Martini Crime

Just Keep on Chugging

The National Academies of Science, Engineering, and Medicine recommends an average daily water intake of about 125 ounces for men and about 91 ounces for women.

When I see ounces connected to water consumption, all I see is 91 shot glasses lined up on a table and think, “That’s all??? Come on…let’s get that water party going!”

That is not the case.

Whether it is those jumbo bottles that tell you how much water you should drink every hour , or the damn sports watch that alerts you all day asking ,”Did you drink your water,” the message is…if you are of  weak  bladder you will fail this test. If you work and are not interested in wearing adult diapers this is going to be difficult . You are DEHYDRATED! Terrible.

Food for thought. Why are Americans so rigid. 91 ounces, that’s really specific. Those gallon water bottles aren’t really convenient to walk around with. Can’t stick it in the car cup holder. Certainly can’t bring on a plane. If you do you may want to pray your seat is on the isle next to the can.

Last month when my 5 sports watch died, I dug out my old vintage Rolex that is always five minutes slow and said ,”F it!”

I just got tired of having to satisfy it.

I drink approximately 60 ounces of water a day. I now use the visual method of,”oh shit, my pee is really yellow”, to determine my water requirements. I do not need bottles, watches, or challenges to figure out if I’m hydrated because I know I am not.

Life without a sports watch is quite peaceful. Will I go back…mehhh.

I definitely can get 91 ounces of water a day!

Lady Farrah is Back

Available for Bookings in Eastern Long Island and the Hamptons from April until the end of September. Please email me to book a private

The Root of All Suffering is Desire – Buddha (the great)

List 30 things that make you happy.

Happiness does not exist in things. Buddha believe the more you need the more miserable you are….so I find it in simple things:

Catching the sunrise

Morning Licks from my dogs

Having a knee that works (long story it’s fixed).

Summer Vacation

Seeing both my sons get their Master’s and being present for their graduations

Being Alcohol free since 2012

Coffee

Cats

The birds singing

Taking my husband to dinner on our 32 anniversary

….I don’t have 30 because I don’t really need anything to be happy but myself….

💓F

Shanti Shanti

Everyday I spend time doing yoga
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Yoga is the journey of the self, through the self, to the self.” – The Bhagavad Gita

I love that yoga is a practice. You fall down you get up, and you try again. It cannot be forced. It’s about grace and balance and release. Everyone’s practice is perfectly flawed. Every day you do it you grow. Try it your body will thank you!